Flamin' Flatulence X-Hot Hot Sauce (5.7 FL.OZ. / 169 ml): Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe #5. Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that. Everyone gather around so you don't miss this offer! It's hot, it's delicious, and it will change your life; Professor Payne Indeass' collection of sensational hot sauces! Take notes, because Sphincter Shrinker, Butt Pucker, Anal Angst, Flamin' Flatulence and Wimp Retardant are sure to be the cure-all remedies to all of your problems.

Ingredients: Habanero and Cayenne Peppers, Vinegar, Vegetable Juice, Garlic, Sugar, Salt, Orange Extract, Xanthan Gum, and Ascorbic Acid.